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latierradelatrasero: vampireapologist: surfdog2000: what th I’VE BEEN TRYING TO find this again for THREE YEARS but once Free! came out I couldn’t google ANIME SWIMMING CLIP ANYMORE This is such a god damn amazing piece of animation
sarkos: Obviously, I’m not linking to the article, because when I step in dog shit, I don’t turn to someone and say “You gotta try this“, but also because the joke tells itself
But 100%’s mv you guise I canttttt….
awfulmodifications: 1337tattoos: remember guys, always look for professionals! I assume you guys have all seen at least one of these before, but they’re cracking me up
mtsilveronrs: but why would we ever remove the wisest of our teeth
hanukkahlewinsky: i love when old people figure out how to do something on a computer that’s actually really simple but to them it’s like
yungzabuza: nomadthenking: The better the music the uglier your face gets but my friend went too far… Lmaooo
trashfirefallon: prokopetz: prokopetz: prokopetz: prokopetz: prokopetz: Random Headcanon: Ronald McDonald regenerates when killed, horror movie monster style, but the Burger King’s immortality is dependent on serial reincarnation. That’s why
apicturewithasmile: ungraceful: ..Yeah, I went on a date in New York. I appreciate John’s story but the fact that OP blurred out Amy Schumer is the funniest think I’ll see all week and it’s only tuesday.
popokko: i very rarely actually scream out loud when reading something but this genuinely made me screech
son do U even know what purp is? It is short of "Purple" or as it is legally know, Oxycodine Cough Syrup. U may think it is fun to sip "lean" but U are also wrong. It is dangerous to your Brain- a tool U need. Brains are perfect without the chemicals
auwa: sanctimony: giruberuto: morixix: minty-arisato: irismon: koujiskoi: kyuubified: I asked this question before but I am asking again because it’s fun to read people’s responses. Unfortunately, I cannot answer because… well, it is me
dadtown: i want to play a fucking videogam e play trauma center but dont lob off any knobs
thegoodsonisbad: heavyteeth: aaronitron: Okay, I love the idea of this. But, seriously, way to take a very sex-positive concept and cock it all up (no pun intended) with male centricism. Masterbation month apparently extends so far as penises. So sorry
whobearstank replied to your post: list of things im good at i think his head is fine tbh!! no i fixed it in that pic it was just originally like half that size <_> i tend to catch it while im sketching so i fix it but it happens almost every time
thelaaarse: when your crush calls you pretty when your parents come home early when your favourite song starts playing but you have to get out of the car when you study for a test and know it all by heart but then suddenly forget everything when your
Queenston and GHDA by William ShakespeareEnter QueenstonGHDA appears above at a windowQueenston: But, soft! what light through yonder window breaks? It is the my little pony figure, and GHDA is the weiner dog. Arise, old-fashioned weiner dog, and punch
The Deep Terror Of The Snow It snowed a foot overnight. When they woke up, Lewis and Lark went out to play. First, they made snow angels. Then they had a snowball fight and Lewis hit Lark in his orbs with a big fat iceball. It hurt a lot, but Lewis
cosuman: now available in blapck: the issue of ‘herp derp’. akumyo: raattles: boomette: cataquack: leavemeblurry: okay, so this is probably going to lose me followers but whatever. no one here seems to be saying anything even though
akumyo: Pre-orders are CLOSED And I made more than my goal *w* (Lark by Fiz the Ancient) congrats!! kinda mad that i couldnt preorder but bleh o well!
I am a transgender, transsexual, multidemiromantic, asexual, vaguely polyamorous neutrois with double depression, anxiety, and likely something related to-but not quite- autism in a multiple system in a thin, white, temporarily somewhat able body. My
keeperofdreams: fiztheancient: :’( Hahaha, Thaily’s the same way about Tapestries. She likes to brag about how terrible it is and she left because she’s sooo much better than every furfag in the universe, but the things I could tell… She just
keeperofdreams: fiztheancient: keeperofdreams: fiztheancient: :’( Hahaha, Thaily’s the same way about Tapestries. She likes to brag about how terrible it is and she left because she’s sooo much better than every furfag in the universe, but
rahleighroll: >entire dash is littered with homestuck >entire dash is not just littered with homestuck, but homestuck trolls >entire dash is not just littered with homestuck, or homestuck trolls, but homestuck trolls fucking >entire dash
rooshoes replied to your photo: are yas some kinda homasexual or somethin? naked… but wheres his ding dong his ears turn into dicks
boogans replied to your post: those burgs are making me laugh so hard im criynfgdf oh good, I was gonna ask what the heck game was this! theres a pizza one too but it doesnt seem as fun to fuck around in. ill try it in a bit
fuckyeahterribleocs: If you haven’t already got Ciara on here I’m a bit disappointed. She’s been pretty much the main reason Sonic OCs suck for the past few years driving everyone away from the fandom. Not too bad seeing as the fandom sucks but
rahleighroll: @fiztheancient I’m sorry, Bruce but my time here is Coalver oh my god oh my god oh my god
rooshoes: driverwhopicksthemusic: edgedestroys: lichdog: rooshoes: i can’t fucking believe i missed this the fuck Whoever has this on their car is a stupid bitch. … This is why people don’t like Furrys. I’m a Furry, but I don’t want
rottenmeats: goatygoatyeah: Wowww “Man I just don’t get it,” Steve muttered to himself, refreshing his facebook page for the tenth time in the last five minutes, “I know all of the internet jokes, but yet, no one will talk to me!”
rooshoes: axelssonkatt: thegoodsonisbad: doctorscience: unicornontheroadtolove: dean—moriarty: christinechapel: margaretr: See, here’s the problem. But there’s this, too: what I’m about to complain about is not something that’s uniquely
mewls: you know when youre a kid and you just tell yourself that you are going to catch a duck one day and you chase them but you never catch one one time i actually caught one but then i didnt know what to do with it so i just walked like half a mile
I want to say thank you to all of my followers. And if we wake up tomorrow and there is no more Tumblr. first we will all scream and cry, because our lives have been deleted. But then i just want you to remember that you have made these past few months
a-little-insane: Sad, but true. hahahaha
You Know You're Trans* When: #1922 You want surgery on your labia because you think they're too long and hate them, but you know that in the future they'd make a fantastic scrotum.
sonicspazz: fyearedlineart: Licking poisonous Bamboo crap. After Birth Nipples. Awkward Body. Everything is wrong. CC: Wasn’t this made in 2006 with that Gengar-for-ever chick? My goodness. Nothing against the peson who red lined this, but I
tengubf: ildren: i dont hate pinkie pie i just dislike her because she SHOUTS AND PARTIES AND LAUGHS ALL THE TIME STOP but then again ive only watched like 7 episodes but still shut up bitch ^
thegoodsonisbad: puppyrude: akumyo: goatpox: tanku: why do we hate john K is he just a huge dickwad or what I love John K but yeah he is kind of a dickwad. People freaking out about John K on my dash oh no. He’s a great animator (though that’s
fyeahbadsonicart: fiztheancient: fyeahbadsonicart: LOLWHOOPS, I RETRACT MY STATEMENT that’s pretty funny, though. I think I remember seeing his ED page in my ED days…but I couldn’t remember him for the life of me. That, and any page he did have
'Physically in America, but spiritually in the UK'
Anonymous asked: yeah sorry I couldn’t really word it that well because of the word limit in asks! I do think transethnicism is pretty bad, not “dangerous” persay I guess but it’s pretty fucking backwards. and from what I’ve heard about what
"i think i have this disorder but i dont like the definition so im gonna tweak it to fit me because i dont wanna be associated with THOSE kind of people, i wanna be unique. uguu"
pikaballoons: i’m going to go the extra mile and suggest she’s lying about her mental issues because it’s just enough for her excuse herself saying dumb shit on the internet but not intense enough to get her to actually want to seriously hurt herself
ratboigles replied to your photo: cant draw but w/e big altari fluffster wow fuck i like this and everything but like, its probably unintentional but the altari’s neck/head and just, where he’s sitting and just yea i know it was unintentional lmfao
antistellar: hairypitsclub: So this is me stickin it to the man. :) (sorry for the crappy phone quality) It started with no shave November, but then after a month of not shaving I realized I don’t need or want to shave to feel ‘pretty’ or ‘normal’,
carcino-fucking-geneticist: darziel: carcino-fucking-geneticist: ALSO I AM TRANSGENDER, SO HOW THE FUCK AM I APPROPRIATING SHIT. WHATEVER, HAVE FUN TALKING TO DRACO, BYE. It’s possible to do shit like that if you’re trans, but uh….I can explain
pikaballoons replied to your post: seriously though one time i laughed so hard i slipped and fell but thank goodness for life alert KASSI…
pikaballoons: i am worried about fiz bc she’s in the danger zone tornado she was offline for a long time but then Lune (º✖º): give me old akagi wearing a dress glad she is ok dont kid yourself i told you i was a damn ghost
nizdragoon: lmfao tumblr user fiztheancient don’t try to fucking hide clearly it’s you sending hate no i actually sent you a hug gif but with a wrong description
montbear: pikaballoons: cisanime: zillybooradley: this is cute but I just really find the idea of someone identifying as female but having their left arm be male a little hilarious rly tho like what do half of these things even mean “i’m biologically
lionessjenna replied to your post: goddamn i love my converse shoes but theyre impossible to put on i loosen all the laces and tuck them in the sides, i thought you wrote ‘fuck them in the sides’ i was about to go UH NENNA??
“What the fuck? That is not okay.” “Wtf is this? Really guys? Really? Of course really because u have the maturity of a twelve year old. ” you guys do realize i did the same shit but w/ homestuck before right
kazuhiramiller: when someone follows you and sends you messages saying “OH WOW I LOVE YOUR BLOG IT’S PERFECT WHY DIDN’T I FIND IT SOONER” and they end up liking almost everything you post, but you never follow them back and they unfollow you
pikaballoons: shirazee: ya like i understand what someone captioned on one of my posts was funny and like you are free to laugh at it but reblogging one of my read mores whit me being upset and making fun of it its not okay
literal-ghost replied to your photo: asking for trouble I know that this is probably the least questionable thing about this picture, but wouldn’t they both have the same birthday?
badbadsoniccharacterblogs: Eye Raping Sonic Fan Characters - http://eyerapingsonicfancharacters.tumblr.com/ (Deactivated) *Reaction gif* So this post was going to be an in depth analysis of the worst blog of the bunch. But since it’s deactivated (P.S.
my dash is nothing but balloon solid snake
caestiel: i am sorry but this is literally the funniest thing that has ever happened to me on this website
cloesy: “animorph into rubber ducky cakefart” -Fizok u got it LMFAO i was thinking of the animorphs covers and it was clo transforming into rubbery ducky cake then someone farting on it but this is good too wow
lmfao this is the stupidest thing